Life is a bitch. Screw it & it gets back at cha'.

Hai. Guess today shall be a short & wordy post, for once, mwahahahaha. Okay so morning woke up 8plus. Woke up no breakfast eat, only bread with ONE luncheon meat ONLY. Then bathed & prepared to go with my mama to her office. Went there, had breakfast, finally LOL. Then watched glee the whole day, then laughed like mad woman too. Even my mama's colleague thought i was laughing at him :x ! Had my lunch pretteh early. I ate my breakfast at like.. 10plus. Then 1 hour later i was HUNGRY again. Like omg my appetite today is really, really weird. Then had mac for lunch, i took it seriously about the fizzy drinks bring down stamina, so i always drink green tea now LOLOL. Then like 3plus JY reached amk, but she didn't see me because i was with Sean doing some kind of balloon doggie with a 'fairy'. Then went back to office, we had a interesting time checking out the codes for pokemon. Then like omg, finally those codes work LOL. Then went home at like 6 going 7. Reached home 7plus. Walked with JY to bus stop, went abit crazy. In sheng siong even worse. I MADE her crazy. This is what i did:

Get a broom to sweep her away, get a toliet plumber to shut her bloody mouth. Then some small pegs to put on her ears to pull. Hangers to put on her clothes to hang her up, designer hooks to help the hangers hang higher, paper plates for the face then plastic bowl for the breast. Soup ladle for penis no. 1, cooking pot for the buttocks. Washing Jose for penis no.2 and tissue papers for her pretty hair. Then cotton ball for eyeballs and comb for dogs for her ears. Then Cesar beef and liver dog food for her vomit because she's drunk. Ultra gloss liquid wax for her to wax her body. Clean and shine for dress then hand soap for 70 percent of water then brasso for the perfume and new born pampers for panties. Mamex for powder. Chilli paste for food

Awesomeness right? Okay i shall go off. Byebye. I had my fun. Ohh & JY has my damn unglam :( !

Tags replied:

JingYin: YAYAYAYA!! LOL.

Joan: OF COS! LET'S GO CRAZY BABY xD !!

Jeanette: It took me a darn long time to think of you. I DON'T HAVE A G'S YOU IDIOT.

Jieying: LOL. Don't care la :( !

Day 20 - Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future

My future husband? LOL. Stupid question :)